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  • Fuckboy
    Fuckboy

    Fuckboy

    $19.00

    Fuckboy

    $19.00

    “Hey, u up?”, or

    “you going out tonight?”, and

    “Wyd?” are just a few opening lines from a late night text of a genuine Fuckboy.

    You know the kind – they start out as a sweet and caring guy but somehow along the way they only seem to be ‘available’ around 3am and asking you to send him nude pix before inviting himself over to “hang out” at said 3am.

    Call him a casanova or call him a player, the booty call is the signature trait and sole purpose of a Fuckboy. Sometimes that booty call is welcomed and sometimes it’s (usually) not, but a Fuckboy can’t be faulted for trying.

    Hell, even The Weeknd has created a whole music career for himself by writing songs about being one.

    Inspired by the cologne scented sheets your Fuckboy leaves behind when he’s done, our fragrance has the infusion of warm sandalwood, vetiver, cedar and musk, with fresh notes of invigorating coconut, and lastly topped with Calabrian bergamot, and black pepper.

    Buy this candle as a gift for your current Fuckboy on rotation, or burn it yourself to ward them motherfuckers away.

    *Pair this candle with the Fuckboy Pick-Me-Up Refresher and Reed Diffuser!*

  • Hitchhiker
    Hitchhiker

    Hitchhiker

    $19.00

    Hitchhiker

    $19.00

    Driving along you spot him: With his thumb in the air, waving for your attention, a poorly handwritten sign scribbled on a piece of cardboard. You’re going his way, or rather, he’s going yours. Though you know you shouldn’t, you stop your car and the Hitchhiker gets in.

    Mysterious yet alluring, the intoxicating musty scent of both a stranger and a traveler who’s been traveling the earth on foot, a free soul, a hippie among men. Fresh citrus highlights sparkle around the floral heart of lavender and ylang in this sensual scent. An earthy signature of patchouli and spiced wood leads to a base of warm animal accents. Leather and musk balance with balsamic undertones as hints of powdery vanilla complete the blend.

    And though you will probably never see this person again, the lure of their scent, the smell of freedom and earth mixed with sweat and desperation stirs a bit of envy inside you because you know the road will forever be their home.

    *Pair this candle with the Hitchhiker Pick-Me-Up Refresher and Reed Diffuser!*

  • Maneater
    Maneater

    Maneater

    $19.00

    Maneater

    $19.00

    You know the kind. She walks in and all eyes are on her. Full of sex appeal and confidence, everybody either wants to be with her or be her.

    She sees you sitting there and comes in for the kill. You have no idea what kind of mess you’re in.

    She’s a maneater and she’ll make you work hard (and spend hard) for her love.

    Our version of a Maneater is sexy and romantic, with rich undertones of musk sweetened with precious amber and hints of vanilla. A lingering accent of cocoa bean creates a sensual twist for the scent, which lastly is topped off with jasmine blossoms.

    And when she’s done she’ll chew you up and spit you out, making you wish that you’d never met her at all.

    *Pair this candle with the Maneater Pick-Me-Up Refresher and Reed Diffuser!*

  • Basic Bitch
    Basic Bitch

    Basic Bitch

    $19.00

    Basic Bitch

    $19.00

    So you’re not sure if you’re the most basic girl in the valley. Well, here are some clues to find out:
    You’re obsessed with pumpkin spice lattes, Taylor Swift, and Forever 21. (Yes, all three).
    You totes abbreviate all adjectives and wear Uggs on the reg.
    Fall is your favorite season, because, um, sweaters!
    You’re always down to get some ‘froyo’.
    You “pin” nearly every aspect of your life onto a “wish board”.
    You love ‘Manicure-Monday’ almost as much as ‘Sunday Brunch’.
    Your go-to updo? A messy bun, obvi. Paired with yoga pants, duh.
    You still watch ‘The Bachelor’ with optimism.
    The classic ‘white’ iPhone is your accessory of choice.
    You eat pounds of kale to feel healthy and drink vodka sodas because low-calorie options are vital.
    You think cold pressed juice is so YUM. (they’re not).
    You’re on an eternal quest to find new uses for mason jars.
    You LOVE Trader Joe’s. Perhaps more than life itself.
    You moved to New York thinking your life would be like Carrie Bradshaw’s.
    The Notebook, because, hello, Ryan Gosling.

     

    Yes, girlfriend, you’re as basic and vanilla as they come.

    Speaking of vanilla, enjoy the aroma of one of our most “basic” scents around: smooth and rich vanilla, hinted with sparkling brown sugar and warm caramel tones – safe, predictable, and suitable for any basic bitch who likes what she likes (just like everyone else).

    *Pair this candle with the Basic Bitch Pick-Me-Up Refresher and Reed Diffuser!*

  • High School Ex-Boyfriend
    High School Ex-Boyfriend

    High School Ex-Boyfriend

    $19.00

    High School Ex-Boyfriend

    $19.00

    He was the name written in hearts in all of your text books. He was the subject of many phone conversations with your girlfriends. He was the boy that took you to the prom and he was the first boy that broke your heart.

    Ahh, why would you ever want to forget your high school ex-boyfriend?

    Because he was a douche bag, that’s why.

    But for those days when you’re feeling a little nostalgic, all you have to do is light one of these babies up and instantly the memories of that asshole and his intoxicating high school cologne will come swarming back.

    That cool refreshing scent of sandalwood and musk combined with hints of jasmine and peppermint makes this candle as familiar and unforgettable as the day he dumped you over the phone on the last day of school.

    *Pair this candle with the High School Ex-Boyfriend Pick-Me-Up Refresher & Reed Diffuser!*

  • Gay Best Friend
    Gay Best Friend

    Gay Best Friend

    $19.00

    Gay Best Friend

    $19.00

    Every girl needs a gay best friend. Who’s going to help them pick out clothes, give them make-up tips, and honestly judge their boyfriends over brunch? No one is going to tell you like it is like a gay best friend.

    As complex as a gay man in the closet, our Gay Best Friend rounds out nicely with both masculine and feminine undertones. Deep woodsy Egyptian musk and sandalwood meets the floral notes of sweet osmanthus and narcissus. Sassy hints of orange blossom, anise, and patchouli round this scent out to be a seductive and warm blend with the ability to attract even the strongest of pheromones.

    Our Gay Best Friend represents that night out with your best male sidekick, a night of freedom from your regular life – not a care in the world, no straight guys hitting on you, no need to get all gussied up, it’s you and your gay best friend against the world.

    Whether you’re a Will & Grace, a Karen & Jack, or a Carrie & Stanford, there’s just something about a confident female and her sassy, yet fashionable, gay best friend, who always happens to smell good.

    *Pair this candle with the Gay Best Friend Pick-Me-Up Refresher and Reed Diffuser!*