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  • Creepy Basement
    Creepy Basement

    Creepy Basement

    $23.00

    Creepy Basement

    $23.00

    Whether you had one that scared you as a kid or were just terrified by a relative’s whenever you visited, having to enter an unfinished basement (the scary creepy kind) was always a mental battle lost.

    Cool yet humid, damp yet dry, our Creepy Basement brings you back to that exact moment of slowly walking down those dark wooden stairs, fear tightening in your chest and your mind playing tricks on you as you quickly ran to retrieve whatever had fallen down there.

    The smell of a dank and musty crawl space, odorous of wet rock and mildew, will forever be imbedded in the nostalgia of your brain, so why not embrace it? Notes include evergreen cedar, icy tea tree, spiced musk, and hints of green accord. It’s a creepy fragrance to go with a creepy memory.

    I’ll give you a dollar if you go down first.

  • Dem Titties
    Dem Titties

    Dem Titties

    $23.00

    Dem Titties

    $23.00

    Snap it, ‘gram it, text it, however asked for it, don’t be shy, lift up your upper garments and proudly show off dem-titties!
    Revel in the scent of ripe, round, and luscious melons blended perfectly with a rich and decadent sweet cream (get it??).
    It’s natural. It’s beautiful. It’s dem titties doe!

  • Dirty Hipster
    Dirty Hipster

    Dirty Hipster

    $23.00

    Dirty Hipster

    $23.00

    As ironic as an emo, skinny jean wearing, Williamsburg Hipster, this diffuser is anything but dirty.

    Infused with notes of oak, amber, and sea moss, with a hint of coconut and wood shavings, this clean earthy scent is familiar yet as obscure as those androgynous punk bands hipsters like so much.

    One of our popular scents, we encourage you to open this baby up, but we also warn you: It might make you wanna slip on a pair of black rimmed glasses, order your favorite vegan take-out (organic only, come on!), and sit back and relax to your Instagram or Pitchfork apps on your Apple devices.

    Just kidding. Androids too. Damn the man.

  • Dopamine
    Dopamine

    Dopamine

    $23.00

    Dopamine

    $23.00

    Dopamine is one of the chemical signals in our brain that passes information from one neuron to the next. It’s the neurotransmitter that helps control the brain’s reward and pleasure centers, specifically: the molecule behind all our most sinful behaviors and secret cravings.

    Dopamine is love. Dopamine is lust. Dopamine is adultery. Dopamine is motivation. Dopamine is attention. Dopamine is happiness. Dopamine is addiction.

    Dopamine also helps regulate movement and emotional responses, and it enables us not only to see rewards, but to take action to move toward them.

    An enticingly addicting summery fragrance, our Dopamine blends the delicious scent of ripen figs and rustic rhubarb, hinted with blackberry and vanilla, ending with a citrus burst. A cheerful and bright scent for anyone who wants a little bit of happiness even when your brain isn’t sending you signals to be.

    So is dopamine your cupcake addiction? Your gambling? Your alcoholism? Your sex life? The reality is dopamine has something to do with all of these. But it’s none of them. Dopamine is a chemical in your body. That’s all.

  • Dry Clean Only
    Dry Clean Only

    Dry Clean Only

    $23.00

    Dry Clean Only

    $23.00

    Ah, darling, for what the rich people smell like.

    Swaddle yourself in silks, furs, cashmere, and money – you’re about to get a little upper class. A crisp pure scent of freshly laundered clothes that only your dry cleaner can handle.

    Clean, delicate, with that “just pressed” smell, you would think you forgot to put away the dry cleaning. Pull out your finest wool, hand woven tweeds and crushed velvet; this ain’t your momma’s laundry detergent.

    Chemicals, wire hangers, and plastic covering bags not included.

    PS – We know it smells just like fresh dry cleaning but you will still have to launder your clothes. We’re not magic here.

  • Flannel & Skinny Jeans
    Flannel & Skinny Jeans

    Flannel & Skinny Jeans

    $23.00

    Flannel & Skinny Jeans

    $23.00

    In case you haven’t gotten the memo – there’s a uniform to be cool!

    Hipsters have a large array of clothing that help them identify each other from the non-hipster crowd (seriously), but none more of a staple than the flannel shirt and black skinny jeans combo.

    Giving off the impression that they’ve just been working on the railroad, these ‘ultra-trendy’ hipsters usually wear their flannel shirts all buttoned up and in some god awful retro color, reminiscent from 1970something, with their sleeves rolled up to show off their tattooed forearms.

    From the waist down they’re serving ‘dinner and a show’ realness with black skinny jeans, so tight, that they leave little to the imagination on whether or not the wearer was circumcised as a child.

    Together they form the perfect outfit and chic coat of armor that only a true gritty hipster can pull off (and the last part is still debatable).

    But don’t let these hipsters fool you into thinking they’re too cool for clean clothes. They’re only pretending to look like they’re wearing 3 day old dirty threads. The smell of fresh clean clothes, our Flannel & Skinny Jeans is a complex bouquet of carnations, lily of the valley, and hyacinth; underlined by oceanic oakmoss and white musk.

    Runners up: American Apparel hoodies, faded band t-shirts, vests, oversized cardigans, summer scarves, witty messaged baseball caps, and Doc Marten boots.

  • Fuckboy
    Fuckboy

    Fuckboy

    $23.00

    Fuckboy

    $23.00

    “Hey, u up?”, or

    “you going out tonight?”, and

    “Wyd?” are just a few opening lines from a late night text of a genuine Fuckboy.

    You know the kind – they start out as a sweet and caring guy but somehow along the way they only seem to be ‘available’ around 3am and asking you to send him nude pix before inviting himself over to “hang out” at said 3am.

    Call him a casanova or call him a player, the booty call is the signature trait and sole purpose of a Fuckboy. Sometimes that booty call is welcomed and sometimes it’s (usually) not, but a Fuckboy can’t be faulted for trying.

    Hell, even The Weeknd has created a whole music career for himself by writing songs about being one.

    Inspired by the cologne scented sheets your Fuckboy leaves behind when he’s done, our fragrance has the infusion of warm sandalwood, vetiver, cedar and musk, with fresh notes of invigorating coconut, and lastly topped with Calabrian bergamot, and black pepper.

    Buy this candle as a gift for your current Fuckboy on rotation, or burn it yourself to ward them motherfuckers away.

  • Gay Best Friend
    Gay Best Friend

    Gay Best Friend

    $23.00

    Gay Best Friend

    $23.00

    As complex as a gay man in the closet, our Gay Best Friend rounds out nicely with both masculine and feminine undertones. Deep woodsy Egyptian musk and sandalwood meets the floral notes of sweet osmanthus and narcissus. Sassy hints of orange blossom, anise, and patchouli round this scent out to be a seductive and warm blend with the ability to attract even the strongest of pheromones.

    Think of this as the Love Potion #9 your gay best friend dabs on every time he takes you out clubbing with him. It represents that night out with your best male sidekick, a night of freedom from your regular life – not a care in the world, no straight guys hitting on you, no need to get all gussied up, it’s you and your gay best friend against the world.

    Whether you’re a Will & Grace, a Karen & Jack, or a Carrie & Stanford, there’s just something about a confident female and her sassy, yet fashionable, gay best friend, who always happens to smell good.

  • Hair
    Hair

    Hair

    $23.00

    Hair

    $23.00

    There’s nothing like the freedom you feel when the wind blows through your hair. Just for a moment as that breeze glides through your locks, there’s a sense of freedom, am I right? And as much as you wouldn’t like to admit it, your hair is your identity. Long, short, fine, curly, kinky, coarse, or even the lack thereof: you are your hair.

    And if there’s one thing Grizzly knows: it’s hair.

    So as an ode to our favorite feature, we developed the Hair diffuser, with the scent of a delightfully exotic and addicting shampoo. It’s a light floral blend of roses and violets with a touch of green, blended nicely with some fruity notes of peach, citrus, and strawberry.

    In retrospect, besides the clothes you choose to put on your body, your hair is the only thing that stands you apart as an individual.

    Embrace what you’ve got and live free just like that wind in your hair.

  • High School Ex-Boyfriend
    High School Ex-Boyfriend

    High School Ex-Boyfriend

    $23.00

    High School Ex-Boyfriend

    $23.00

    He was the name written in hearts in all of your text books. He was the subject of many phone conversations with your girlfriends. He was the boy that took you to the prom and he was the first boy that broke your heart.

    Ahh, why would you ever want to forget your high school ex-boyfriend?

    Because he was a douche bag, that’s why.

    But for those days when you’re feeling a little nostalgic, all you have to do is open one of these babies up and instantly the memories of that asshole and his intoxicating high school cologne will come swarming back.

    That cool refreshing scent of sandalwood and musk combined with hints of jasmine and peppermint makes this candle as familiar and unforgettable as the day he dumped you over the phone on the last day of school.

  • Leather Daddy
    Leather Daddy

    Leather Daddy

    $23.00

    Leather Daddy

    $23.00

    Leave the leather chaps and whips in the closet and let your nose take a beating with this deeply mysterious dominant scent.

    Both eager Daddies and their submissive boys can enjoy this candle inspired by the sexy aroma of slick black leather drenched in coveted man sweat.

    Sniff your poppers, strap on your harness, and lube yourself up. It’s about to be Folsom every day of the year. Especially if you’ve been bad.

    Cock rings sold separately.

  • LezBeHonest
    LezBeHonest

    LezBeHonest

    $23.00

    LezBeHonest

    $23.00

    When a girl claims she’s straight but everyone knows otherwise.
    LezBeHonest!
    When straight girls make lesbian decisions.
    LezBeHonest!
    When a lesbian tries to deny being a lesbian.
    LezBeHonest!

    A bold rugged fragrance blended with both masculine and feminine highlights, featuring notes of raspberry, chocolate, and patchouli, topped off with osmanthus and tobacco flower. It’s bound to make any girl re-think their current situation.

    Just be honest already. LezBeHonest!