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    Kid Sister
    Kid Sister

    Kid Sister

    $4.00 $3.00

    Kid Sister

    $4.00 $3.00

    To your kid sister, everything was always rainbows and unicorns.

    And bubbles and stickers.

    And Lisa Frank. Can’t forget Lisa Frank.

    Not a care in the world except for the life and times of her latest boy band crush.

    And while she probably actually smelled of prepubescent sweat and cheap drugstore perfume back then, we decided to reminisce on her other more favorable scents.

    We took the sweet aroma of juicy watermelon bubble gum and combined it with the sugary delight of cotton candy. Perfectly perky. Perfectly hyper. Perfectly kid sister.

    So from now on you’ll remember your kid sister the way she used to be: Listening to the radio, snapping her bubble gum, and hugging her stuffed animals while writing in her diary.

    That, and all the times she ratted on you to your parents.

    Well, we didn’t say she wasn’t annoying.

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    Pride Parade
    Pride Parade

    Pride Parade

    $4.00 $3.00

    Pride Parade

    $4.00 $3.00

    What have you done today to make you feel proud?

    Our Pride Parade lip balm is a roll of self-celebration! Be proud of who you are and where you come from. A smooth and creamy Rainbow Sherbet, full of berry and citrus sweetness, it's our perpetual flag waving in honor of self-love and a parade in every tube!

    Be free! Be dope! Be proud!

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    Motherpucker
    Motherpucker

    Motherpucker

    $4.00 $3.00

    Motherpucker

    $4.00 $3.00

    Eyebrow raised and lips puckered, it’s time for eternal summer. Grab those shades, bathing suit, and favorite ice cold beverage and enjoy the summer weather whenever you want.
    A smooth and creamy pink lemonade, our Mother Pucker lip balm is summery sweet and refreshing. Apply this mother whenever in need of a little getaway.

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    Hot Mess
    Hot Mess

    Hot Mess

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    Hot Mess

    $4.00 $3.00

    A much tamer version of our popular candle, the Hot Mess lip balm is a tarty mix of ripe red raspberries and juicy orange blended together into a killer sangria. Fortunately for you, this Devil's Brew won’t give you a terrible hangover afterwards. Cheers.

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    Sassy Southern Woman
    Sassy Southern Woman

    Sassy Southern Woman

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    Sassy Southern Woman

    $4.00 $3.00

    Hey ya’ll!

    Faster than ya’ll can say “add another stick of butter” we’re giving you all the culinary sass of a proper Southern woman without the clogged arteries.

    Think waffles without the batter: Dripping with hot maple syrup and smothered in warm butter, this fantastic little number is topped off with caramelized sugar and a powdered vanilla base, it’s the condiment concoction of champions!

    “One of a Southern girl’s very favorite ingredients – melted butter. Can’t have too much melted butter on anything.” – Paula Deen