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    Black Rimmed Glasses
    Black Rimmed Glasses

    Black Rimmed Glasses

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    Black Rimmed Glasses

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    Black rimmed glasses. Like, the epitome of hipster fashion style. It’s the plated armor that all the “too cool for school” folk don just to look, well, cool. An accessory of the typical Hipster uniform, Black Rimmed Glasses serves a crucial role in playing the part. So much so, that most of the people that wear them usually don’t even have a prescription in the lens, or need one for that matter!

    Chic, trendy, and fashionable, wearing Black Rimmed Glasses just gives you a little something extra, a little oomf than what you had without them. Maybe they make you look smarter, maybe they add character to your face, or maybe it’s a Clark Kent fetish thing, whatever it is, Hipsters were on to something when embracing this trend. (if we do dare say so ourselves).

    Mysteriously enticing Asian Oud wood, balanced and blended with cedar, precious rosemary, delicate jasmine, and black musk, coming together to form a blissfully and subtle aroma.

    We take pride in our Black Rimmed Glasses scent. If you know what’s good for you, you’ll slip on a pair of these babies and watch as your cool factor rises a few notches.

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    Cherry Cola
    Cherry Cola

    Cherry Cola

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    Cherry Cola

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    What salty snack wouldn’t be complete without an iced cold soft drink to wash it down? Straight from the cooler, a sweet and syrupy cherry cola so refreshing, you can almost smell the carbonation.


    *Pair this product with the Cherry Cola candle!*

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    Debris
    Debris

    Debris

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    Debris

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    But it’s not that a heart has been broken, it’s just sad when the flames start to freeze, and the sparks that we had that can no longer light up are debris.

    It’s just part of a soul growing older, facing things that we don’t want to see, like a heart is a thing ever-changing, and love is a thing that will come and go with the breeze. – Bright Light Bright Light

    Embrace all of your emotional debris with this soft and clean fragrance that blends sultry amber notes with silky sandalwood, velvety florals and tender musks to create a very light and immaculate blend, inspired by picking up the pieces after a failed relationship.

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    Deez Nuts
    Deez Nuts

    Deez Nuts

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    Deez Nuts

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    Deez Nuts – A male’s two most precious belongings, and the boast of his manhood. Usually when the phrase “deez nuts” is used it is to flaunt one’s genital superiority to either gain a great laugh or just piss them off.

    So, how do we get Deez Nuts to resonate as a fragrance? Well, the same way we did Dem Titties and Dat Ass – with fruit!

    The mouth-watering aroma of oven fresh Banana (get it?) Nut (yes??) Bread. This delicious combination of walnuts, ripe banana, vanilla, and a touch of spice is sure to spark your appetite.

    We bet our Banana Nut is better than yours.

    Who’s Nuts?

    Deez Nuts!*Pair this product with the Deez Nuts candle and diffuser!*

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    Haemoglobin
    Haemoglobin

    Haemoglobin

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    Haemoglobin

    $10.00 $8.00

    Haemoglobin is the key to a healthy heartbeat.

    Inspired by the red protein responsible for transporting oxygen into the blood of vertebrates, our Hemoglobin (or Haemoglobin as spelled in the UK) has the fresh citus aroma of, what else? Blood orange.

    A great orange scent with full-bodied notes of bergamot and grapefruit fused with an herbal bouquet, filled in a special edition Blood Red roll-on container.

    Sunday, Bloody, Sunday.

    *Pair this product with the Haemoglobin candle!*

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    Looking?
    Looking?

    Looking?

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    Looking?

    $10.00 $8.00

    Looking?
    Into?
    Top or Bottom?
    Host or Travel?
    DDF?
    How hung?

    With all of these social media apps, getting off can easily be accomplished by asking a one-worded question… with notes of rich Indian sandalwood mixed with hints of green and fresh linens, we have you covered until you find what you’re ‘looking’ for… at least until the next time anyway.

    U Looking?

    *Pair this product with the Looking? Candle and diffuser!*

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    Old Cat Lady
    Old Cat Lady

    Old Cat Lady

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    Old Cat Lady

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    As musty as a raggedy old cat lady may be in our culture, our version is bit more enchanting to say the least. A strong aromatic blend of frankincense, patchouli, bergamot, and sandalwood with a hint of coriander, our version of Old Cat Lady is a hip modern essence that doesn’t make fun of those crazy cat loving women, it’s celebrating them, moth balls and all.

    *Pair this product with the Old Cat Lady candle and diffuser!*

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    Vanilla Sex
    Vanilla Sex

    Vanilla Sex

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    Vanilla Sex

    $10.00 $8.00

    For the faithful purist and vanilla lovers everywhere, a perfect blend of creamed vanilla bean and sensual musk to stimulate the senses and arouse your passion for boring, un-inventive, plain sex.

    *Pair this product with the Vanilla Sex diffuser!*

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    Wrath
    Wrath

    Wrath

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    Wrath

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    Wrath, also known as “rage”, may be described as inordinate and uncontrolled feelings of hatred and anger. Wrath, in its purest form, presents with self-destructiveness, violence, and hate that may provoke feuds that can go on for centuries. Wrath may persist long after the person who did another a grievous wrong is dead. Feelings of anger can manifest in different ways, including impatience, revenge, and self-destructive behavior.

    The smell of anger and masculinity are wrapped into this blend of aromatic bergamot with fresh lemon zest spritzing a heart of velvety cognac essences and rich, spiced tobacco leaves. Strong and pungent, it’s there to pack that angry punch for you when you can’t. Figuratively, of course.

    *Pair this product with the Wrath Candle and diffuser!*