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  • Bar Floor Black-Out
    Bar Floor Black-Out

    Bar Floor Black-Out

    $19.00

    Bar Floor Black-Out

    $19.00

    Sometimes when you’re out at a bar drinking and you’re having such a good time, one drink can lead to two, which then leads to about 10. Suddenly the next thing you know you’ve face-planted head first onto the wet sticky bar floor, your mouth wide open and your eyes glazed over, with vomit in your hair. (Come on, you know you’ve been there once, if not many times before.)

    We wanted to capture that moment of turnt ‘litness’ and create a scent that smelled just like that cold hard bar floor that you’ve blacked out on – the scent of stale beer (complete with fruity hops), mixed with a sweet carbonated cola, and blended with salted lime rinds and a twist of whiskey. We also threw in a dash of sour vomit for some added realness.

    Whether you’re a Millennial or a Baby Boomer – own your messiness. Drinks are on me! đŸ˜‰

    *Pair this candle with the Bar Floor Black-Out Pick-Me-Up Refresher and Reed Diffuser!*

  • Dem Titties
    Dem Titties

    Dem Titties

    $19.00

    Dem Titties

    $19.00

    Go wild! Get turnt! Show ’em what you got!

    Snap it, ‘gram it, text it, however asked for it, don’t be shy, lift up your upper garments and proudly show off dem-titties!

    Revel in the scent of ripe, round, and luscious melons blended perfectly with a rich and decadent sweet cream (get it??).
    It’s natural. It’s beautiful. It’s dem titties doe!

     

    *Pair this candle with the Dem Titties Pick-Me-Up Refresher and Reed Diffuser!*

  • Killer Hangover
    Killer Hangover

    Killer Hangover

    $19.00

    Killer Hangover

    $19.00

    How do you determine if you’ve woken up with a Killer Hangover?

    Nausea and headaches often caused by way too much fucking alcohol. Can be identified by the ashtray in one’s mouth, the vomit on last night’s clothes, the want to never drink or eat again, the great dislike of sunlight, the undesirable urge to apologize to all the people you spent the night with, the stranger in your bed, and the need for a glass of water and many many aspirins.

    You can’t be turnt the night before and not wake up the next morning without a killer hangover. And what’s the first thing that you’re usually clambering out of bed for besides ibuprofen? Coffee!

    This morning’s aroma of strong black Arabica coffee beans freshly brewed, with subtle hints of hazelnut chocolate and vanilla, blended with the intoxicating stink of last night’s whiskey, topped with the warm and masculine scent of leather and death (because that’s exactly how you feel after all).

    Coffee, whiskey and death. It’s a scent that pretty much sums up your morning after hangover.

    *Pair this candle with the Killer Hangover Pick-Me-Up Refresher!*

  • Vacation Sex
    Vacation Sex

    Vacation Sex

    $19.00

    Vacation Sex

    $19.00

    What happens on vacation… stays on vacation, right?

    Alcohol goggles and ‘tropical the island breeze’ make the recipe for an intoxicating fragrance. An alluring exotic mixture of coconut, pineapple and rum, with just a pinch of suntan lotion and vanilla, that makes you feel like you’re on a sandy beach, with a drink in your hand, and a sexy hook-up not far away.

    Breathe in a tropical getaway where you can treat yourself and let your inhibitions go.

    Remember to wax your bikini line. You’re on vacation, after all, and this isn’t the 80’s.

    *Pair this candle with the Vacation Sex Pick-Me-Up Refresher, Reed Diffuser, & Lip Balm!*

  • Zero Fucks Given
    Zero Fucks Given

    Zero Fucks Given

    $19.00

    Zero Fucks Given

    $19.00

    When you simply have just run out of fucks to give.

    Sometimes a turnt night with alcohol helps you achieve this euphoric stage of severely not caring, other times anger or emotional exhaustion can be the trigger. Either way, who gives a fuck?

    A deliciously complex herbal blend, with a base of musk and sandalwood, topped with notes of jasmine, lavender, and orange. It’s alluringly unique and enticingly peculiar.

    You should try it out. Or whatever, don’t. Zero. Fucks. Given.

     

    *Pair this candle with the Zero Fucks Given Pick-Me-Up Refresher and Reed Diffuser!*

  • Blow
    Blow

    Blow

    $19.00

    Blow

    $19.00

    ‘Everybody dance! (Clap your hands! Clap your hands!)’

    The 80s are back and it’s eternally snowing!

    Whether you’re trying to score a line in the bathroom of your favorite disco or scraping a mirror with a credit card in your best friend’s pad, Blow is here to stay, like it or not.

    While this exotic piece of nose candy is really just wax and can’t actually be snorted up your nasal cavity (we know you thought about it for a second), its unique blend of aromas are sure to be as big a hit as it is taboo.

    A soft fragrance combining the light crisp scent of rolled up money and the slightly bitter base of that pesky white stimulant, Blow is definitely special. Hints of cotton and fresh ink notes round this scent out nicely giving way to a clean and fairly different aroma. Perfect for smaller rooms, it gives you that little pick-me-up without the nosebleeds and constant diarrhea afterwards.

    PS- there are no real drugs, narcotics, or paraphernalia anywhere in this candle. Junkies. addicts, and concerned mothers need not apply.

    *Pair this candle with the Blow Pick-Me-Up Refresher & Reed Diffuser!*