Aunt Flo

$10.00

Girl, you’re a woman now! And we think you’re ready to meet the rest of the family. Say hello to your new Auntie.

Aunt Flo is in town and this freeloading bitch means business. And she ain’t coming alone either. She’s bringing her whole tired trash of a family clan with her: Uncle Moodiness, Cousin Depression, Sister Acne, and the twins Bloating and Cramping. She’s even bringing her straggly little dog, Tender Titties, too.

With the fresh citrus aroma of, what else? Blood orange. Aunt Flo is a great orange scent with full-bodied notes of bergamot and grapefruit fused with an herbal undertones, filled in Blood Red colored wax.

Open your heart and your legs, and let’s give Flo a nice warm (and wet) welcome! After all, she does plan on sticking around for the next 40 years or so.

 

Can’t get enough of our candle scents? Try our Pick-Me-Up Refresher stick!

A convenient roll-on oil that you can use for a splash of fragrance or to freshen up throughout your day. Rolls on silky, absorbs quickly, and gives your aura a little pick-me-up.

Made with only pure fractionated coconut oil and fragrance. This product is chemical & phthalate free.

Dimensions: .3 oz (9ml) – 3 ¼” with cap on – Solid Black glass jar/plastic roller

Not intended for children. If any skin irritation occurs upon use – discard immediately.

Note: We are not responsible if people find you irresistible after using this product. You will have to fight them off all on your own. Sorry.

Additional information

Weight 1 lbs
Dimensions 1.25 x 1.25 x 3.25 in

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