Basic Bitch


So you’re not sure if you’re the most basic girl in the valley. Well, here are some clues to find out:

You’re obsessed with pumpkin spice lattes, Taylor Swift, and Forever 21. (Yes, all three).
You totes abbreviate all adjectives and wear Uggs on the reg.
Fall is your favorite season, because, um, sweaters!
You’re always down to get some ‘froyo’.
You “pin” nearly every aspect of your life onto a “wish board”.
You love ‘Manicure-Monday’ almost as much as ‘Sunday Brunch’.
Your go-to updo? A messy bun, obvi. Paired with yoga pants, duh.
You still watch ‘The Bachelor’ with optimism.
The classic ‘white’ iPhone is your accessory of choice.
You eat pounds of kale to feel healthy and drink vodka sodas because low-calorie options are vital.
You think cold pressed juice is so YUM. (they’re not).
You’re on an eternal quest to find new uses for mason jars.
You LOVE Trader Joe’s. Perhaps more than life itself.
You moved to New York thinking your life would be like Carrie Bradshaw’s.
The Notebook, because, hello, Ryan Gosling.

Yes, girlfriend, you’re as basic and vanilla as they come.

Speaking of vanilla, enjoy the aroma of one of our most “basic” scents around: smooth and rich vanilla, hinted with sparkling brown sugar and warm caramel tones – safe, predictable, and suitable for any basic bitch who likes what she likes (just like everyone else).


Not a fan of candles but love our scents? Try our Grizzly Reed Diffusers! Same great fragrance but without the flame!

Alcohol-free with no chemicals or DPG, our diffusers are a great alternative for scenting a room.

4 oz. Funnel Black Glossy Glass – Height 4 3/8″. Diameter 2 3/4″

Life span – approx. 4 months. Includes 10 black rattan reed sticks.

Tip: If the reeds get dry or you want a bit more stronger scent, just simply turn them upside down and a fresh wave of fragrance will travel to the top.

Additional information

Weight 2 lbs
Dimensions 4 x 1.75 x 13 in


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