Basic Bitch


So you’re not sure if you’re the most basic girl in the valley. Well, here are some clues to find out:

You’re obsessed with pumpkin spice lattes, Taylor Swift, and Forever 21. (Yes, all three).
You totes abbreviate all adjectives and wear Uggs on the reg.
Fall is your favorite season, because, um, sweaters!
You’re always down to get some ‘froyo’.
You “pin” nearly every aspect of your life onto a “wish board”.
You love ‘Manicure-Monday’ almost as much as ‘Sunday Brunch’.
Your go-to updo? A messy bun, obvi. Paired with yoga pants, duh.
You still watch ‘The Bachelor’ with optimism.
The classic ‘white’ iPhone is your accessory of choice.
You eat pounds of kale to feel healthy and drink vodka sodas because low-calorie options are vital.
You think cold pressed juice is so YUM. (they’re not).
You’re on an eternal quest to find new uses for mason jars.
You LOVE Trader Joe’s. Perhaps more than life itself.
You moved to New York thinking your life would be like Carrie Bradshaw’s.
The Notebook, because, hello, Ryan Gosling.

Yes, girlfriend, you’re as basic and vanilla as they come.

Speaking of vanilla, enjoy the aroma of one of our most “basic” scents around: smooth and rich vanilla, hinted with sparkling brown sugar and warm caramel tones – safe, predictable, and suitable for any basic bitch who likes what she likes (just like everyone else).


Classification – Unisex
Suggested Season – Fall

Can’t get enough of our candle scents? Try our Pick-Me-Up Refresher stick!

A convenient roll-on oil that you can use for a splash of fragrance or to freshen up throughout your day. Rolls on silky, absorbs quickly, and gives your aura a little pick-me-up.

Made with only pure fractionated coconut oil and fragrance. This product is chemical & phthalate free.

Dimensions: .3 oz (9ml) – 3 ¼” with cap on – Solid Black glass jar/plastic roller

Not intended for children. If any skin irritation occurs upon use – discard immediately.

Note: We are not responsible if people find you irresistible after using this product. You will have to fight them off all on your own. Sorry.

Additional information

Weight 1 lbs
Dimensions 1.25 x 1.25 x 3.25 in


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