Fag Hag

$10.00

 

Be nice to your Hags. They’re the only ones who will still troll bars with you looking for barely overage twinks after you’ve hit 50. Especially after all the wasted years she spent hanging with your gay ass when she could’ve been dating an actual straight man.

As complex as a hag falling in love with her gay best friend, our Fag Hag rounds out nicely with both masculine and feminine undertones. Deep woodsy Egyptian musk and sandalwood meets the floral notes of sweet osmanthus and narcissus. Sassy hints of orange blossom, anise, and patchouli round this scent out to be a seductive and warm blend with the ability to attract even the strongest of pheromones.

Classification – Unisex

Suggested Season – Spring

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A convenient roll-on oil that you can use for a splash of fragrance or to freshen up throughout your day. Rolls on silky, absorbs quickly, and gives your aura a little pick-me-up.

Made with only pure fractionated coconut oil and fragrance. This product is chemical & phthalate free.

Dimensions: .3 oz (9ml) – 3 ¼” with cap on – Solid Black glass jar/plastic roller

Not intended for children. If any skin irritation occurs upon use – discard immediately.

Note: We are not responsible if people find you irresistible after using this product. You will have to fight them off all on your own. Sorry.

Additional information

Weight 1 lbs
Dimensions 1.25 x 1.25 x 3.25 in

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