Knocked Up


Sorry, girl, should’ve splurged for that Plan B. Looks like all those shots you threw back made you extra friendly and now it’s time to trade in those Louboutin pumps for a pair of Orthotic kicks.

Say so long to the days of dressing up cute for brunch and hello to vomit on every thing you own. Selfies? Try Onesies now. Sleeping in on the weekend? Ha! Okurrrr! Your wild and crazy social life may be over, but your baby pic social media life has just begun. (Seriously, no one cares about your kid, stop posting so much.)

The soft powdery scent of a newborn baby mixed with the fruity dry fragrance of white zinfandel wine, think drunk baby wipes! Because really, alcohol is what got you into this mess to begin with. (Well that, and your “allergy” to condoms.)

Full of color and personality, our vibrantly designed candle jars provide a clean and fun look ready to light up any room. Express yourself with color and scent!

Fragrance – Newborn Baby, Violet Baby Powder, White Zinfandel

Scent Throw – Medium

Burn time – 40 – 50 hours

Jar Dimensions – 10 oz – base diameter – 3.125 inches by 4.25 inches tall – With Bamboo Lid

Please trim your wick ¼ of an inch before each burn!

When lighting your candle be sure to let the top melt into a complete circle before extinguishing. This enhances the scent as well as ensuring an even burn each time.

Additional information

Weight 2 lbs
Dimensions 6 x 6 x 4 in


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