Midlife Crisis

$23.00

So you’re half dead. Well, in the figurative sense.

You’re middle age, your body growing older by the minute, you’re anxious about your inevitable mortality, and you’re thinking about all the lack of accomplishments in your tiny meaningless life.

The solution? Buy a motorcycle! Change your wardrobe! Start fucking someone half your age! Relive your younger glory days! Pretend that you’re incessant disintegration isn’t imminent.

The scent of motorcycle exhaust blended with warm cashmere woods and spiced patchouli, with a hint of citrus and mint.

Midlife Crisis. Pretend you’re not an aging failure.

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Alcohol-free with no chemicals or DPG, our diffusers are a great alternative for scenting a room.

4 oz. Funnel Black Glossy Glass – Height 4 3/8″. Diameter 2 3/4″

Life span – approx. 4 months. Includes 10 black rattan reed sticks.

Tip: If the reeds get dry or you want a bit more stronger scent, just simply turn them upside down and a fresh wave of fragrance will travel to the top.

Additional information

Weight 2 lbs
Dimensions 4 x 1.75 x 13 in

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