Midlife Crisis


So you’re half dead. Well, in the figurative sense.

You’re middle age, your body growing older by the minute, you’re anxious about your inevitable mortality, and you’re thinking about all the lack of accomplishments in your tiny meaningless life.

The solution? Buy a motorcycle! Change your wardrobe! Start fucking someone half your age! Relive your younger glory days! Pretend that you’re incessant disintegration isn’t imminent.

The scent of motorcycle exhaust blended with warm cashmere woods and spiced patchouli, with a hint of citrus and mint.

Midlife Crisis. Pretend you’re not an aging failure.


Full of color and personality, our vibrantly designed candle jars provide a clean and fun look ready to light up any room. Express yourself with color and scent!

Fragrance – Motorcycle Exhaust, Cashmere Woods, Mint, Citrus, Patchouli

Scent Throw – Medium

Burn time – 40 – 50 hours

Jar Dimensions – 10 oz – base diameter – 3.125 inches by 4.25 inches tall – With Bamboo Lid

Please trim your wick ¼ of an inch before each burn!

When lighting your candle be sure to let the top melt into a complete circle before extinguishing. This enhances the scent as well as ensuring an even burn each time.

Additional information

Weight 2 lbs
Dimensions 6 x 6 x 4 in


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