Everybody’s favorite threat. You know Shady Pines. It’s a prison where they lock you in your rooms and force you to look like you’re having fun. Then they take pictures for their brochure.

Otherwise known as “The Home”, Shady Pines smells exactly what you think a retirement home for the elderly would smell like: the intoxicatingly strong aroma of white gardenia, (florals always mask the stench of the old) mixed with a hint of lily of the valley, and blended with eucalyptus and spearmint (for that Ben-Gay touch!).

$8.00

Product Description

Collect All Six 4 oz. candles!

Scent Throw – Medium

Burn time – 20 hours

Jar Dimensions – 4 oz – 2.75 in. Orange colored Soy Wax

Please trim your wick ¼ of an inch before each burn!

When lighting your candle be sure to let the top melt into a complete circle before extinguishing. This enhances the scent as well as ensuring an even burn each time.

Additional Information

Weight 2 lbs
Dimensions 6 x 6 x 4 in

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