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    Debris
    Debris

    Debris

    $19.00 $13.00

    Debris

    $19.00 $13.00

    But it’s not that a heart has been broken, it’s just sad when the flames start to freeze, and the sparks that we had that can no longer light up are debris.

    It’s just part of a soul growing older, facing things that we don’t want to see, like a heart is a thing ever-changing, and love is a thing that will come and go with the breeze. – Bright Light Bright Light

    Embrace all of your emotional debris with this soft and clean fragrance that blends sultry amber notes with silky sandalwood, velvety florals and tender musks to create a very light and immaculate blend, inspired by picking up the pieces after a failed relationship.

     

    *Pair this candle with the Debris Pick-Me-Up Refresher and Reed Diffuser!*

     

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    Deez Nuts
    Deez Nuts

    Deez Nuts

    $19.00 $13.00

    Deez Nuts

    $19.00 $13.00

     

    Deez Nuts – A male’s two most precious belongings, and the boast of his manhood. Usually when the phrase “deez nuts” is used it is to flaunt one’s genital superiority to either gain a great laugh or just piss them off.

    So, how do we get Deez Nuts to resonate as a candle scent? Well, the same way we did Dem Titties and Dat Ass – with fruit!

    The mouth-watering aroma of oven fresh Banana (get it?) Nut (yes??) Bread. This delicious combination of walnuts, ripe banana, vanilla, and a touch of spice is sure to spark your appetite.

    We bet our Banana Nut is better than yours.

    Who’s Nuts?

    Deez Nuts!

     

    *Pair this candle with the Deez Nuts Pick-Me-Up Refresher and Reed Diffuser!*

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    Hot Mess
    Hot Mess

    Hot Mess

    $19.00 $13.00

    Hot Mess

    $19.00 $13.00

    It’s 3pm and you’ve just woken up.

    You’ve got the biggest headache of your life. The smell of food makes you wanna hurl. There’s vomit at the back of your throat, not to mention there’s a trace of it on your shirt from last night. Your hair hurts and your make-up has melted down your face.

    Ooh girl, you’s a hot mess!

    Now let’s rewind to the night before and this Hot Mess (the candle, not you, silly) is the drink that started it all: The one too manys. The “ok, I can have one more”.

    A tarty mix of ripe red raspberries and juicy orange blended together into a killer sangria. Fortunately for you, this Devil’s Brew won’t give you a terrible hangover afterwards. Cheers.

    PS – Take a shower. You stink like yesterday.

    *Pair this candle with the Hot Mess Reed Diffuser!*

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    Lit
    Lit

    Lit

    $19.00 $13.00

    Lit

    $19.00 $13.00

    There cannot be a Turnt Up Collection and not have a Lit scent included. Between the drunken sex, lines of blow, and killer hangovers, it just makes sense that we get lit in between too. (Both literally and figuratively.)

    And besides, what debauchery evening wouldn’t be complete without a little herbal substance.

    Based on a wild night of partying, our Lit is a full on smoke-athon. Reminiscent of an ashtray in a dope den (that’s a good thing!), Lit combines the pungent scent of marijuana, the smoke and ashes of a much craved cigarette, and the stinky realistic odor of dirty bong water all into one vessel. It’s the type of candle that will make your neighbors think that you’re up to no good.

    Put that bowl away and go smoke-free for the evening. We got you covered.

    Munchies not included.

     

    *Pair this candle with the Lit Pick-Me-Up Refresher!*

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    Old Cat Lady
    Old Cat Lady

    Old Cat Lady

    $19.00 $13.00

    Old Cat Lady

    $19.00 $13.00

    It starts with flip flops. Your feet hurt and you have no need to be in heels really, so why not, right?

    Then comes the sweat pants. Big, baggy, holes in the crotch-wearing sweat pants. You just want to be comfortable, that’s all.

    Pretty soon putting on make-up becomes a burden, hell; even brushing your hair is a chore. You haven’t been on a date in forever anyways, who are you impressing? Certainly not a male suitor! Gasp.

    The only reliable male in your life sheds on everything you own and shits in a box in your hallway closet. He’s the one that gives you unconditional love. And maybe you crave more of that love, so perhaps you get him a friend or two. Perhaps even 7.

    The next thing you know you’re all alone and purple haired in your 80s, sitting in your own cold piss and sharing a can of salmon Fancy Feast with your 30 ‘babies’ while swatting flies from decades-old cat shit crusted on your kitchen table, preaching to them about the good ol’ days when men were noble, prices were reasonable, and politicians were honest.

    As musty as a raggedy old cat lady may be in our culture, our version is bit more enchanting to say the least. A strong aromatic blend of frankincense, patchouli, bergamot, and sandalwood with a hint of coriander, our version of Old Cat Lady is a hip modern essence that doesn’t make fun of those crazy cat loving women, it’s celebrating them, moth balls and all.

    Just beware of those flip flops.

    *Pair this candle with the Old Cat Lady Pick-Me-Up Refresher and Reed Diffuser!*

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    Wrath
    Wrath

    Wrath

    $19.00 $13.00

    Wrath

    $19.00 $13.00

    Wrath, also known as “rage”, may be described as inordinate and uncontrolled feelings of hatred and anger. Wrath, in its purest form, presents with self-destructiveness, violence, and hate that may provoke feuds that can go on for centuries. Wrath may persist long after the person who did another a grievous wrong is dead. Feelings of anger can manifest in different ways, including impatience, revenge, and self-destructive behavior.

    The smell of anger and masculinity are wrapped into this blend of aromatic bergamot with fresh lemon zest spritzing a heart of velvety cognac essences and rich, spiced tobacco leaves. Strong and pungent, it’s there to pack that angry punch for you when you can’t. Figuratively, of course.

    *Pair this candle with the Wrath Pick-Me-Up Refresher and Reed Diffuser!*

  • Grizzly Mystery Fragrance Box
    Grizzly Mystery Fragrance Box

    Grizzly Mystery Fragrance Box

    $25.00

    Grizzly Mystery Fragrance Box

    $25.00

    Like surprises? Do you get a rush when dealing with the unknown? Then this box is for you.

    We’ll pack a box with up to $50 worth of Grizzly merchandise from either our candles, to pick-me-up refreshers, to lip balms, or even soaps, etc.

    Now, you can’t choose what you want, it’s a mystery. But the items can be anything from our product line – current, past, listed, not listed, sale, full price, etc.

    Each box is always different and unique so you can re-order again and again.

    You’ll get a Grizzly Mystery Fragrance Box with over $50 worth of products for only $25!

    Are you brave enough for a mystery? 🙂

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    Cherry Cola
    Cherry Cola

    Cherry Cola

    $19.00 $13.00

    Cherry Cola

    $19.00 $13.00

    What salty snack wouldn’t be complete without an iced cold soft drink to wash it down? Straight from the cooler, a sweet and syrupy cherry cola so refreshing, you can almost smell the carbonation.


    *Pair this candle with the Cherry Cola Pick-Me-Up Refresher!*

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    Black  Rimmed Glasses
    Black  Rimmed Glasses

    Black Rimmed Glasses

    $19.00 $13.00

    Black Rimmed Glasses

    $19.00 $13.00

    Black rimmed glasses. Like, the epitome of hipster fashion style. It’s the plated armor that all the “too cool for school” folk don just to look, well, cool. An accessory of the typical Hipster uniform, Black Rimmed Glasses serves a crucial role in playing the part. So much so, that most of the people that wear them usually don’t even have a prescription in the lens, or need one for that matter!

    Chic, trendy, and fashionable, wearing Black Rimmed Glasses just gives you a little something extra, a little oomf than what you had without them. Maybe they make you look smarter, maybe they add character to your face, or maybe it’s a Clark Kent fetish thing, whatever it is, Hipsters were on to something when embracing this trend. (if we do dare say so ourselves).

    Mysteriously enticing Asian Oud wood, balanced and blended with cedar, precious rosemary, delicate jasmine, and black musk, coming together to form a blissfully and subtle aroma.

    We take pride in our Black Rimmed Glasses scent. If you know what’s good for you, you’ll slip on a pair of these babies and watch as your cool factor rises a few notches.

    *Pair this candle with the Black Rimmed Glasses Pick-Me-Up Refresher and Reed Diffuser!*