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  • 80's Baby
    80's Baby

    80’s Baby

    $19.00

    80’s Baby

    $19.00

    An homage to the Cabbage Patch Doll.

    An iconic staple of the 80s, every child had the dream of owning one and every parent had the nightmare of trying to find one. (Buying a Cabbage Patch Doll in the Christmas of 1983 – it was every man for himself.)

    Though they weren’t particularly cute (some were down right ugly), they were all unique in their own way (each came with a birth certificate and adoption forms!).

    One thing that old school Cabbage Patch Doll owners would remember however, is their classic scent – a cross between a light powdery talc and a hard plastic material – it was the closest the doll-makers were going to get to an actual newborn baby smell, and as children, we loved it!

    We replicated that mysterious nostalgic scent as close as possible: a light mixture of soft baby powder with hints of lilac and sweet honey, layered with notes of vanilla bean and cherry wood, bringing you back to the day you adopted your very own one-of-a-kind Cabbage Patch Doll, yarn hair and all.

    *Pair this candle with the Cabbage Patch Doll Pick-Me-Up Refresher and Reed Diffuser!*

  • 80's Baby
    80's Baby

    80’s Baby

    $23.00

    80’s Baby

    $23.00

    An iconic staple of the 80s, every child had the dream of owning one and every parent had the nightmare of trying to find one. (Buying a Cabbage Patch Doll in the Christmas of 1983 – it was every man for himself.)

    One thing that old school Cabbage Patch Doll owners would remember however, is their classic scent – a cross between a light powdery talc and a hard plastic material – it was the closest the doll-makers were going to get to an actual newborn baby smell, and as children, we loved it!

    We replicated that mysterious nostalgic scent as close as possible: a light mixture of soft baby powder with hints of lilac and sweet honey, layered with notes of vanilla bean and cherry wood, bringing you back to the day you adopted your very own one-of-a-kind Cabbage Patch Doll, yarn hair and all.

  • 80's Baby Mini
    80's Baby Mini

    80’s Baby Mini

    $8.00

    80’s Baby Mini

    $8.00

    An homage to the Cabbage Patch Doll.

    An iconic staple of the 80s, every child had the dream of owning one and every parent had the nightmare of trying to find one. (Buying a Cabbage Patch Doll in the Christmas of 1983 – it was every man for himself.)

    Though they weren’t particularly cute (some were down right ugly), they were all unique in their own way (each came with a birth certificate and adoption forms!).

    One thing that old school Cabbage Patch Doll owners would remember however, is their classic scent – a cross between a light powdery talc and a hard plastic material – it was the closest the doll-makers were going to get to an actual newborn baby smell, and as children, we loved it!

    We replicated that mysterious nostalgic scent as close as possible: a light mixture of soft baby powder with hints of lilac and sweet honey, layered with notes of vanilla bean and cherry wood, bringing you back to the day you adopted your very own one-of-a-kind Cabbage Patch Doll, yarn hair and all.

    *Pair this candle with the Cabbage Patch Doll Pick-Me-Up Refresher and Reed Diffuser!*

  • Apathy Panty Sniffers
    Apathy Panty Sniffers

    Apathy Panty Sniffers

    $6.50

    Apathy Panty Sniffers

    $6.50

    Throw these babies into one of your musty closets or drawers for added freshness but don’t be surprised the next time you reach for your underwear and you stop to take a sniff! Toss one inside your gym bag, next to your kitty litter, inside your vacuum cleaner bags, or even your car. The possibilities are endless for these air fresheners!

    Our little Panty Sniffer muslin bags are made from recycled unbleached cotton and have an all-natural untreated color. Each one is stuffed with a highly absorbent (100% natural & biodegradable) granular base that has your favorite Grizzly scent!

    This listing is for a (3 pack) of a single scent of Panty Sniffers. Please choose your scent below, above the “Add to Cart” button.

    Please visit the scents’ individual listings for aroma details.

  • Babe
    Babe

    Babe

    $6.00

    Babe

    $6.00

    Oats and shea are two substances that have stood the test of time due to their essential skin nourishment qualities. Now we’ve taken those two properties and created a fantastic soap bar fit for everyone.

    As sweet and gentle as a fresh born baby, our Babe is a mild soap, scented with the light and lovely fragrance of oatmeal, milk, and honey, while the natural oats and walnut powder suspended inside the bar gently exfoliates your skin as the shea butter heals and works as an anti-inflammatory.

    It also has excellent moisturizing properties as well as high in vitamins E, D, and provitamin A, while easing acne, eczema, rosacea, and other skin rashes.

  • Back In St. Olaf
    Back In St. Olaf

    Back In St. Olaf

    $8.00

    Back In St. Olaf

    $8.00

    Ah, back in St. Olaf, home of Larry the one-eyed pig and Henrietta the cow who inherited a farm. Where little Yimminy was put through medical school by a wild moose and Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper was born without any smiling muscles. Where the greatest attraction is a giant black hole and Gerkanenaken is the precise moment when dog doo turns white. Where holidays such as “Hay Day” and “The Day of the Wheat” (where everyone goes to town dressed like sandwiches) are celebrated, and Sperhuven Krispies are best eaten while holding your nose. And let’s not forget St. Gustav (St. Olaf’s sister city also dubbed “The City that Never Naps”).

    Join us on a trip Back to Olaf with a scent that smells like life on the farm: fresh milk and sweet honey, blended with the bright scent of newly cut grass and rich potting soil, with hints of crisp clean air.

    And as they say in St. Olaf… Helgenbargenflergenflurfennerfen!

  • Bar Floor Black-Out
    Bar Floor Black-Out

    Bar Floor Black-Out

    $19.00

    Bar Floor Black-Out

    $19.00

    Sometimes when you’re out at a bar drinking and you’re having such a good time, one drink can lead to two, which then leads to about 10. Suddenly the next thing you know you’ve face-planted head first onto the wet sticky bar floor, your mouth wide open and your eyes glazed over, with vomit in your hair. (Come on, you know you’ve been there once, if not many times before.)

    We wanted to capture that moment of turnt ‘litness’ and create a scent that smelled just like that cold hard bar floor that you’ve blacked out on – the scent of stale beer (complete with fruity hops), mixed with a sweet carbonated cola, and blended with salted lime rinds and a twist of whiskey. We also threw in a dash of sour vomit for some added realness.

    Whether you’re a Millennial or a Baby Boomer – own your messiness. Drinks are on me! 😉

    *Pair this candle with the Bar Floor Black-Out Pick-Me-Up Refresher and Reed Diffuser!*

  • Bar Floor Black-Out
    Bar Floor Black-Out

    Bar Floor Black-Out

    $10.00

    Bar Floor Black-Out

    $10.00

    Sometimes when you’re out at a bar drinking and you’re having such a good time, one drink can lead to two, which then leads to about 10. Suddenly the next thing you know you’ve face-planted head first onto the wet sticky bar floor, your mouth wide open and your eyes glazed over, with vomit in your hair. (Come on, you know you’ve been there once, if not many times before.)

    We wanted to capture that moment of turnt ‘litness’ and create a scent that smelled just like that cold hard bar floor that you’ve blacked out on – the scent of stale beer (complete with fruity hops), mixed with a sweet carbonated cola, and blended with salted lime rinds and a twist of whiskey. We also threw in a dash of sour vomit for some added realness.

    Whether you’re a Millennial or a Baby Boomer – own your messiness. Drinks are on me! 😉

     

    Classification – Unisex
    Suggested Season – Summer

    *Pair this product with the Bar Floor Black-Out candle!*

  • Bar Floor Black-Out
    Bar Floor Black-Out

    Bar Floor Black-Out

    $23.00

    Bar Floor Black-Out

    $23.00

    Sometimes when you’re out at a bar drinking and you’re having such a good time, one drink can lead to two, which then leads to about 10. Suddenly the next thing you know you’ve face-planted head first onto the wet sticky bar floor, your mouth wide open and your eyes glazed over, with vomit in your hair. (Come on, you know you’ve been there once, if not many times before.)

    We wanted to capture that moment of turnt ‘litness’ and create a scent that smelled just like that cold hard bar floor that you’ve blacked out on – the scent of stale beer (complete with fruity hops), mixed with a sweet carbonated cola, and blended with salted lime rinds and a twist of whiskey. We also threw in a dash of sour vomit for some added realness.

    Whether you’re a Millennial or a Baby Boomer – own your messiness. Drinks are on me! 😉

  • Barbershop
    Barbershop

    Barbershop

    $23.00

    Barbershop

    $23.00

    Inspired by the faithful trips to get a haircut and shave, our Barbershop conjures up the refreshing aroma of clean aftershave and crisp hair tonic that old fashioned barbers used religiously on their customers, brought together as a fresh and unique scent for everyone to enjoy.

    Heart notes of amber and rum with top layers of musk and bay tree make this scent irresistible while invoking memories and sensations of being in that barber chair, face slicked up with foam and a straight razor gliding across your chin. Then the loud hum of the hair buzzer would start and chop away all those unwanted hairs until the perfect cut was in place. You came in a disheveled beast and left a clean cut gentleman.

    Perfect for any man who doesn’t have time for a trip to the barber or even for his lady that loves the smell when she nuzzles into his neck.

    Any bears need a trim?

  • Barbershop
    Barbershop

    Barbershop

    $10.00

    Barbershop

    $10.00

     

    Inspired by the faithful trips to get a haircut and shave, our Barbershop conjures up the refreshing aroma of clean aftershave and crisp hair tonic that old fashioned barbers used religiously on their customers, brought together as a fresh and unique scent for everyone to enjoy.

    Heart notes of amber and rum with top layers of musk and bay tree make this scent irresistible while invoking memories and sensations of being in that barber chair, face slicked up with foam and a straight razor gliding across your chin. Then the loud hum of the hair buzzer would start and chop away all those unwanted hairs until the perfect cut was in place. You came in a disheveled beast and left a clean cut gentleman.

    Perfect for any man who doesn’t have time for a trip to the barber or even for his lady that loves the smell when she nuzzles into his neck.

    Any bears need a trim?

  • Basic Bitch
    Basic Bitch

    Basic Bitch

    $23.00

    Basic Bitch

    $23.00

    So you’re not sure if you’re the most basic girl in the valley. Well, here are some clues to find out:

    You’re obsessed with pumpkin spice lattes, Taylor Swift, and Forever 21. (Yes, all three).
    You totes abbreviate all adjectives and wear Uggs on the reg.
    Fall is your favorite season, because, um, sweaters!
    You’re always down to get some ‘froyo’.
    You “pin” nearly every aspect of your life onto a “wish board”.
    You love ‘Manicure-Monday’ almost as much as ‘Sunday Brunch’.
    Your go-to updo? A messy bun, obvi. Paired with yoga pants, duh.
    You still watch ‘The Bachelor’ with optimism.
    The classic ‘white’ iPhone is your accessory of choice.
    You eat pounds of kale to feel healthy and drink vodka sodas because low-calorie options are vital.
    You think cold pressed juice is so YUM. (they’re not).
    You’re on an eternal quest to find new uses for mason jars.
    You LOVE Trader Joe’s. Perhaps more than life itself.
    You moved to New York thinking your life would be like Carrie Bradshaw’s.
    The Notebook, because, hello, Ryan Gosling.

    Yes, girlfriend, you’re as basic and vanilla as they come.

    Speaking of vanilla, enjoy the aroma of one of our most “basic” scents around: smooth and rich vanilla, hinted with sparkling brown sugar and warm caramel tones – safe, predictable, and suitable for any basic bitch who likes what she likes (just like everyone else).