Dirty Hipster

As ironic as an emo, skinny jean wearing, Williamsburg Hipster, this candle is anything but dirty.

Infused with notes of oak, amber, and sea moss, with a hint of coconut and wood shavings, this clean earthy scent is familiar yet as obscure as those androgynous punk bands hipsters like so much.

We encourage you to light this baby up, but we also warn you: It might make you wanna slip on a pair of black rimmed glasses, order your favorite vegan take-out (organic only, come on!), and sit back and relax to your tasteful yet candid Instagram selfies on your Apple devices.

Just kidding. Androids too. Damn the man.